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There are two types of video games in this world (and in the whole universe of existance): Shaq-Fu and then "The Others."
Valued as the single most important discovery and tool in the history of the universe, Shaq-Fu not only revolutionized the
gaming industry but the thought of a divine being--His Shaqholiness himself. For those infinitely lucky enough to posses
this godsend was included a "scripture" telling of the most important event in the universes history and its implications.
Simple put, to even discribe this object puts a limit on that which is limitless. One must discover for themselves the holy
enlightenment that lies within.
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Here are some screenshots of the masterpiece in action. Please make sure to have an emergency phone directly beside you before
viewing these pictures--this is for your own good.
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Visual Scripture Gallery
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The Legendary Title Screen. From here the possibilities are endless!
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The story unfolds as His Shaqholiness stops at a mysterious shop on his way to another worldwide fundraiser for hunger to
help show his cultural diversity.
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Having knowledge of all and any possible languages in our small known universe, His Shaqholiness has no difficulties unraveling
the purpose of this little shop.
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Even before his first recorded adventure, some were given a divine right to know of His coming.
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Testing the prophets' resolve, His Shaqholiness tries to tempt the old man with some free sports tickets.
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Knowing how it is impossible to even think of comparing his ability with His Shaqholiness...Instead, the geezer begins to
doubt his own existance when even thinking of such a situation and desparately tries to divert his thoughts to a boy names
Nezu. The mission is presented: )
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Showing his complete understanding, His Shaqholiness tries to persuade the old man to use the powers within to solve the problems
himself.
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Still insisting on His Shaqholiness' help, Shaq creates a dimensional rift in the geezers closet and...
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Shaq enters the 2nd world...
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For those who probably soiled there pants with the pictures, but would like to test the last sliver of their luck--click the
download below. Playing the actual game would surely create a dimentional rift strong enough to engulf the universe from
the inside out...And your soul...So I have instead been thoughtful enough to post the SNES Shaq-Fu Beta version, not the
full version. Still though I STONGLY ADVISE THAT YOU HANDLE THIS "ROM" WITH INCREDIBLE CARE!!! I HOLD NO RESPONSIBLILITY
FOR THOSE WHO MAY CHOOSE TO ABUSE THE POWERS THAT BE!!! You have been warned, and good luck! : )
Shaq Fu (Beta) [hI]
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