* NEWS UPDATE! *

MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION!

The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.

Zladko "Zlad" Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, 'Elektronik Supersonik" - described as a 'melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric.'

However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul's Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.

On his return, "Zlad" apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.

"ZLAD": A SHORT HISTORY

Zladko "Zlad" Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.

"Zlad" immediately released the megahit, 'Juust Az I Amm' hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.

After barely 2 days on the Molvanian Rhythm & Polka charts, the track went platinum; remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.
Then, in an exciting move, "Zlad" formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was "moving in a different direction" (Romania).

Here you can download Zlad's newest hit in both audio and video!

Elektronik Supersonik.mp3

A 1.4MB mp3 audio file

Elektronik_Supersonik.mpg

A 9.5MB mpeg music video

Lyrics

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
We have arrived unto the future
And the whole world is become...

Elektronik supersonik
Supersonik elektronik

Hey baby, ride with me away,
We doesn’t have much time,
My blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.
Above us there is nothing above,
But the stars, above

All systems gone
Prepare for down-count
5.. 4.. 3.. 1.. OFF BLAST!

Fly away in my space rocket,
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it
I put my birthplug in your socket

The sun in sky is bright like fire.
You and me gets higher and higher.
Cut communication wire.
Only thing can stop us is flat tire.

Hey, love crusader. I want to be your space invader.
For you I will descend the deepest moon crater.
I's more stronger than Darth Vapor.
Obey me, I's your new dictator.
For you is Venus, I am Mars.
With you, I is more richer than all the Czars.
Make a wishes on a shooting stars.
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars.

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your beltseats.
We has commenced our descent.
I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.

Now back on earth is time for down-splash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
And as I float, I open door and shout
"I am world's biggest washed up superstar!"

As for sure as the sun rises in the West.
Of all the singers and poets on Earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger.
Then like a smell around you, I will forever linger.
Okay, is time for end.
No more will I sang.
Let me take you back in time.
I want for you to experience Big Bang.

Long live Space Race. Long live Molvania.